- Yeong Cheol permed his hair too. - I permed my hair too.
(Hee Chul arrives at school.)
What hat is that? Is it made of dogs' hair or what?
I did "Dining Together" with Kim Byung Ok yesterday.
He felt very familiar to me because you imitated him often.
I looked at him closely...
and realized that it was my first time seeing him.
- Was it your first time? - Yes.
It was his first time to meet Byung Ok.
It was hilarious.
Jang Hoon isn't here yet.
He will probably give us quiz just now.
- I was right. - You are right.
- Look at him. - Is that a bomb in your hand?
- Is it a bouquet? - What does he have?
- Attention guys. - Why are you late today?
- We are paying attention already. - Attention guys.
Since it's the Chinese New Year soon,
I've prepared a special event.
What year of the animal is this year?
- It's the Year of a Pig. - It's the Year of a Golden Pig.
It's the Year of Golden Ho Dong.
It's the Year of a Golden Pig.
Now we are going to do a contest...
for acrostic poem of the Year of Golden Pig.
I will give away the present...
to the person who wrote the best acrostic poem.
What is it?
I can't tell you now.
How heavy is the gold?
You should go first then, Jang Hoon.
- Show us the example. - I will go first.
- I will go first. - It's probably 1kg.
The first line.
Hwang Shin Hye.
- The second line. - You better not say Geum Bo Ra.
We are watching you.
You better not say Geum Bo Ra.
He was going to say Geum Bo Ra.
- The second line. - The second line.
Geum Bo Ra.
- The third line. - The third line.
There wasn't anyone that I could mention.
They are so pretty.
- The fourth line. - The fourth line.
They are so full of themselves.
You can take the prize.
Jang Hoon. Jang Hoon.
This was only an example.
Can I be aggressive for my poem?
- It's all right. - Are you going to do it now?
The first line.
Since it's the Year of the Golden Pig...
- The second line. - The second line.
People are being greedy for the gold.
- The third line. - The third line.
What a pig needs is...
- The fourth line. - The fourth line.
Intelligence?
This is the moment
In this right place
This is the moment
(Laughing)
Are you going to do the poem or not?
The first line.
Keep your head up. Your face is so red.
I think I am going to die.
Ho Dong is the last.
- He is the last. - I thought it would be hilarious.
Why didn't it work?
- It's Sang Min's turn now. - I don't know what to do.
- The first line. - I will run like a desperado.
- The second line. - A desperado?
I won't be the person who chases the gold.
The third line.
I won't be an impudent person.
The fourth line.
(The fourth line)
This is the moment
Yours was better.
- They won't be editing my part. - Hey.
They have to put mine too in order to make yours funny.
Sang Min's poem was good.
Sang Min is the first and Ho Dong is the last.
- I will go first. - It's Hee Chul's turn now.
It's Hee Chul's turn now. The first line.
I would like to start the poem with imitating someone.
- The second line. - The second line.
Geum Ja, you did a great job.
You are lucky.
- The third line. - The third line.
You went through a hard time. I will cheer for you.
- The fourth line. - The fourth line.
This is the moment
Like magic
I didn't know how to finish the poem.
(They can't stop thinking about "This is the moment".)
Yours was good though.
I wouldn't have made it if it weren't Byung Ok.
I will go next.
- It's Kyung Hoon's turn now. - The last line is difficult.
I met Hwang Chi Yeul at a hair salon this morning.
- Did you really? - Yes.
- The second line. - He told me to...
- say this to you. - Really?
- The third line. - If you don't want to die...
The fourth line.
You should stay quietly.
Hold on. Hold on.
You used Chi Yeul for this poem.
- Hwang Chi Yeul. - I saw him today.
I saw him at the hair salon for the first time.
- You weren't lying about that. - We go to the same hair salon.
But Chi Yeul didn't say those things.
Kyung Hoon wins the prize.
No way.
You only care about Kyung Hoon.
- He was lying about Chi Yeul. - He was...
He made it very funny.
It was meant to be for Kyung Hoon from the beginning.
"If you don't want to die, you should live quietly."
- What is it? - Do you like it?
It is the golden pig.
Is that all?
The Year of the Golden Pig.
I gave you the coin bank so that you can be lucky this year.
- Good. - Do you like it?
You should give it to Chi Yeul.
I will give it to Chi Yeul.
Kyung Hoon.
There is a reason why I gave you that.
Elders didn't give us the money directly...
(Opening)
(Perfect timing)
They are here already.
You are doing great.
I am doing great too.
Everyone is doing great.
Swag.
(He enlightened the mood.)
Surprise.
Everyone is dressed up like Ho Dong.
Cho Jung Rin.
He looks like Jung Rin.
(Why are you here, Jung Rin?)
He really looks like her.
Why are you showing off your special talent from the beginning?
I was just standing.
Let us introduce ourselves.
- We have... - We have...
perfect bodies.
We are handsome too.
- We do music. - That's right.
- I can act well too. - That's right.
We are so talented.
We are not just pigs.
We are the lucky pigs.
We practiced this earlier.
Please do it right. Please.
- I thought I had to do it later. - That's not it.
Don't stand by me. You guys are suffocating me.
Learn your lines.
Let's start from the beginning.
Do it properly.
We are not just pigs.
We are lucky pigs.
I am the musician pig, Don Spike.
I am a foreign pig. I am Sam Hammington.
I am a pig that can act. I am Tae Hang Ho.
I am an idol pig. I am Moon Hee Joon.
Welcome guys.
(Welcome)
I shouldn't have come here today.
I don't suit for today's episode.
He looks flustered.
He is trying to differentiate himself to other guests.
- He is trying to draw a line. - That's right.
Why don't you like them?
I was on "Running Man" last time.
Jong Kook called me fat.
I lived with a trauma for two years.
Today's episode is for pigs.
I wondered what it was about. I checked the guests.
You are here for your Chinese zodiac sign.
Were you born in the Year of the Pig?
I was born in the Year of the Horse.
I am a horse.
I was surprised too.
You guys are all wearing the cloaks.
It's our first time to see...
- We're all wearing it. - all the guests wearing cloaks.
It's warm.
Why are you wearing a see-through cloak, Ho Dong?
What?
He is an exhibitionist.
- I have too much heat in my body. - Do you?
Stand in the middle.
He is a pig that likes to exhibit.
Ho Dong and the boys.
You guys look so entertaining.
Why don't you guys all stand close to each other?
(They look scary.)
They look like H.O.T members in heydays.
- They look like brothers. - We are five pigs.
- 5 pigs. - 5 pigs.
They are the five pigs.
(Laughing)
(Biting)
(Laughing)
(He is angry again.)
Are you guys friends?
We do know each other. It's my first time seeing him though.
He doesn't really come on variety shows.
We did a show together.
We became best friends on the first day we met.
And you never called me once.
- When? - Which show was it?
- When was that? - Don Spike is hurt by Hee Joon.
I am hurt a lot. I was a huge fan of H.O.T.
H.O.T was great.
We drank and talked until the next morning.
I asked you the next day, "Did you get home safe?"
- You never replied me back. - That's not good.
- Gosh, Hee Joon. - Did you reply me?
- I did. - Did you?
But you never replied me again.
He kept on asking me to go to clubs with him.
- When did I ask you that? - I didn't want to go to clubs.
- When did I say that? - I didn't want to go to clubs.
I saw Don Spike dancing like this at a club last time.
He was walking and dancing like this too.
- What's wrong with him? - He was dancing like this.
You danced so well.
I think Hee Joon is like that.
I met Hee Joon on a show.
I was so nervous to meet him because he was H.O.T.
- His presence is quite big. - That's right.
When I was working with him,
he wasn't that different to me.
- He was like an ordinary person. - That's right.
We exchanged our numbers and I texted him once.
I sent him a text.
What do you want to say, Sam?
He was good at ignoring my messages.
(None expected this Australian guy to speak fluent Korean.)
He chews meat well.
He talks so well.
Was H.O.T working when you were in Korea, Sam?
- Did they disband? - Before I flew to Korea,
I watched all of their music videos such as "Candy".
Which year did you come to Korea?
I came to Korea in 1998.
- You came so early. - I studied Korean from 1997.
Sam debuted on "Gag Concert".
- That's right. - He is my junior.
- I became known on "Gag Concert". - Was it "Laughter Club"?
I debuted before that.
Sam was part of the members who were getting punished too.
He was doing like this even though he was a foreigner.
Do you remember this?
I remember it all.
Why did you even call him to come in the first place?
It wasn't a big thing.
We just had to tell everyone...
what was going on at that time.
You could have left him out though.
You and Don Spike seem like close friends.
Do you two know each other?
- We did a show together once. - That's right.
"Tasty Brothers".
- "Tasty Brothers". - It's "Tasty Guys".
- "Tasty Brothers". - We did a sports day together.
- A sports day? - A sports day?
I met him there for the first time. I thought he would be slow...
because he was fat like us. He is very competitive.
- Really? - When he was playing a game,
his eyes changed.
He is not as competitive as Jang Hoon.
He was more competitive.
What?
He fights with the staff members because he is so competitive.
- We were playing... - What game did you guys play?
"Pick Up the Coins".
- "Pick Up the Coins"? - You won't beat Sang Min then.
He is an expert in picking up the coins.
Shall we play the game then?
- Let's do that. - Let's try.
What are you going to do if you lose?
Try it with Soo Geun.
- Use your legs like this. - Because...
- I don't have time for that. - He...
The coins are lying flat on the floor.
Are you going to keep your head up...
or are you going to look at the coins?
What do you want to do?
Why do you pretend like you don't understand what I'm saying?
What?
What are you talking about?
Yeong Cheol, come.
What is he saying?
- Saying? - Saying?
I am fast.
All right.
Did he treat you well when you were doing "Gag Concert"?
Not really.
Byung Man versus Soo Geun.
We are both not allowed to get into Australia.
(He is just joking.)
- When you depart or arrive? - He can't get into Australia.
He can't get in there.
He is hilarious.
I haven't been there before so I don't know.
He can't get into Australia.
Has Soo Geun ever told juniors to come and get punished?
I've never done that.
I don't remember him doing that.
- Soo Geun never did that. - He never did.
- Soo Geun... - How about Byung Man?
I don't remember him doing it.
You should look straight when you talk.
Byung Man watches this show.
You shouldn't do this with your eyes when you talk.
He is funny.
I don't remember such things.
Byung Man took us for team dinners a lot.
- All right. - Get ready.
- He has a handicap. - This is an international game.
Australia versus Korea.
This is...
He is staring at the coin.
- I will stop. - Do you want to look at the coin?
- We can do that. - Rather not.
In 1, 2, 3.
He tried to push me away.
I was just going down to reach the coin.
You pushed him with your knees.
Then how do I sit?
You shouldn't sit like that.
- Show us. - Let's do it again.
You are full of fouls.
What do you mean?
Get ready. In 1, 2, 3.
- I won. - That's not right.
The coin is still here.
(What happened?)
In 1, 2, 3.
(He touched the floor.)
(After he touched the floor,)
(he showed the coin that he had in his hand.)
(He got caught by Don Spike.)
(If he moves his foot,)
(there is the coin.)
(His foot is faster than eyes.)
(He is mean.)
Why are you so tanned, Don Spike?
Were you at the jungle?
I went to a jungle and came back two days ago.
Sam, why haven't you been on "The law of Jungle"?
I've been on that show three times.
(What are you talking about?)
Why don't you watch the show?
Gosh.
He never watches other show unless he is on.
You are so bad. He was on the show three times already.
Do you know anyone here, Hang Ho?
I know you all.
- Who do you know? - We went on an island together.
I know Soo Geun too.
They are both in Mystic Entertainment.
I slept next to Hang Ho.
Ho Dong should have been more welcoming Hang Ho...
if Hang Ho was on the show with Ho Dong before.
He should have given Hang Ho many nicknames too.
Why are you so quiet, Ho Dong?
Ho Dong abandoned Hang Ho at the island.
He got rid of Hang Ho.
(Is he also one of the victims?)
We have beautiful memories together.
Hang Ho is an actor.
Closest friends don't show off their friendships.
Did you two watch the matches during the World Cup?
We did.
- We watched it during our show. - That's right.
- On the island. - Soo Geun was amazing.
- What happened? - He is the best.
- What did Soo Geun do? - Tell us.
When we were watching the football match...
We watched the first match.
- That's right. - Can you stay quiet?
Hang Ho is talking right now.
He is talking about Soo Geun now.
I feel nervous.
(Laughing)
I can't stay still now.
His story might be about me too.
No one knows which cloud will make it rain today.
I have to be involved in everything.
Let's listen to Hang Ho first.
- Okay. Go on. - During the World Cup,
Korea was playing against Sweden.
The refugee made a wrong judgment.
So people and players were feeling upset.
That's right.
We were all upset too.
Korea lost the match.
Ho Dong put down his glass like this.
Oh no.
- What? - Refugee?
No.
- Weren't you swearing now? - I was.
Did he really say that?
Wasn't I supposed to tell everything?
It's my first time to hear that word on this show.
It's going to damage Ho Dong's image a lot.
He never swears.
- He is not a person who swears. - Are you going to be okay?
He never swears.
Did you hear it properly?
- I heard it clearly. - You probably heard it wrong.
I heard it clearly.
I felt very nervous when he started talking.
He was talking about Soo Geun.
But I felt very nervous somehow.
He is amazing.
- You love your country so much. - And?
And?
He was very into sports.
- That's right. - So he was upset.
- He was wrestler too. - The whole place went so quiet.
We didn't know what to do.
And Soo Geun made everyone laugh at that time.
- How did he do it? - "Shall I sing a song now?"
(He has 12 years of experience.)
"Shall I sing a song now?"
(It's quite sad.)
He was learning the drums at that time.
He was having fun and he was doing this.
(He forgot about football. He just played the drums.)
People tend to get so nervous...
when Ho Dong gets upset like that.
"Shoot" is my worst thing that I can say.
- "Shoot". - "Shoot".
That word doesn't suit you.
- Do it again. - Darn.
Soo Geun was great. He even unclogged the toilet.
- I did. - Soo Geun is amazing.
Whose toilet was clogged?
Ho Dong clogged the toilet.
It was the toilet of an old man's house.
He said his toilet never clogged.
He was very clean too.
He always threw away the tissues in the bin.
Ho Dong threw away the tissues in the toilet.
Hee Joon must be the first person to work with Ho Dong...
- on other shows. - That's right.
Did Ho Dong treat you well?
- On variety shows... - You were on "The Knee Drop Guru".
Time.
Hee Joon is a professional entertainer.
- Professionals... - You were wrestlers.
Just stay quiet.
- Why are you so nervous? - What's wrong with you?
I can't help but to feel nervous.
Just enjoy the feeling then.
I can't enjoy it.
I can't help but to feel scared.
Are you going to swear again?
I don't think I will swear.
He didn't say much to me.
But he told me something through his eyes.
"Hee Joon, didn't this happen?"
And he stared at me for five seconds.
(Your given time)
"You didn't make it funny."
He was so scary.
I had to entertain people in five seconds.
I practiced it so hard. It eventually helped me on other shows.
- Did it help? - It used to take long,
but the time got shorter.
So honestly, now I think...
- Ho Dong trained me. - He's a trainer.
Personally, I think I am Ho Dong's baby.
- Right. - Even now I think so.
When I was giving an award acceptance speech,
I thanked Ho Dong...
for teaching me how to be on a variety show.
He really thanked me. I watched it real time.
Is it Dong Yeob or Ho Dong?
- What? - Is it Dong Yeob or Ho Dong.
Ho Dong of course.
He wouldn't hesitate to answer that.
- Really? - Of course.
Kang Ho Dong or Yu Jae Seok?
- 1, 2, 3. - 1, 2, 3.
- Four. - He has to think.
- 5, 6. - He's thinking about it.
You called yourself Ho Dong’s baby. So how can you hesitate?
What kind of a baby are you?
That baby...
It hasn’t even been a minute...
since you called yourself Ho Dong’s baby.
- Not even a minute has passed. - Right.
I want to be like Jae Seok.
(He honestly speaks his mind.)
I am so grateful to him.
He's very precious to me.
But I want to be like Jae Seok.
Haven't you done any shows with Jae Seok?
- I've never. - Never, right?
And yet I want to be like him.
It's the same with religion. You've never seen the Almighty,
but you admire him nevertheless.
- I've never met him, but... - He's Jae Seok the Almighty.
I am just joking.
I want to be like Ho Dong.
I think Don Spike has something to say too.
- Really? - He keeps fiddling.
Because of Yeong Cheol,
- Because of me? - I nearly died.
- You nearly died? - You nearly died.
What have I done? I haven't done anything.
Don't you remember "Real Men"?
- What's that? - "Real Men"?
I remember shooting it with you.
But I did you damage?
Whenever we got trained, he kept saying useless things.
1, 2, 3, 4. Then you should say, "The end".
He said, "The end".
He said strange things.
We got punished so many times for that, and it wasn't aired.
We didn't see it, but we feel like we saw it.
We could run 3 laps, but instead we ran 6 laps.
That was him doing his best.
- He was... - He was doing his best.
When others weren't doing anything, he thought he'd do something.
You should've tried hard to get exempted.
(He should've tried to get exempted instead.)
I will work harder.
Sam, did Yeong Cheol ever do you damage?
When I thought about it, he did.
- What? - He did you damage too?
He studies English,
and he takes my jobs.
Right. He studies English.
He's being too greedy. He wants to do comedy abroad.
But wouldn't Yeong Cheol...
hate you for making people laugh in Korean?
- Right. - Right.
- You should go abroad. - He's from Australia.
But he makes people laugh in Korean.
- Why would you do that? - I am sorry.
I am sorry. I am sorry. I apologize.
- Sam... I just remembered. - Ho Dong...
He was on the first episode of "Knee Drop Guru".
I want to know that.
- Know what? - Know what?
I got sacked after two episodes.
Yeo Woon Hyuk.
(He doesn't know who that is.)
He's the director.
- Yeo Woon Hyuk. - Yeo Woon Hyuk.
He's here. The man who sacked you is here.
- There. - Mr. Yeo Woon Hyuk.
He's Director Yeo who sacked you from that show.
- I recognized him. Hello. - Talk to him.
Ask him why he fired you.
No, it's fine. I will try harder.
Thank you for the opportunity I gave you.
You gave him the opportunity?
- He gave Mr. Yeo the opportunity. - It was...
- a good opportunity for me. - "The opportunity I gave you".
You got to be on "Knee Drop Guru".
Sam, you should speak Korean better now. It's about time.
- You should... - The problem...
is that I am raising children. I have to be at their level.
- You teach them English and... - I can't speak English and Korean.
- You can't speak both. - I am a mess.
I am bad at both, and I don't know what to do.
He's good at speaking Korean when he's upset.
It was my first time to be on a variety show.
- Right. - But...
Whenever I got the script, I tried to remember everything.
It was very unnatural.
After two episodes, I didn't get a call back.
He was on the show on the very first two episodes.
I was beside him.
- He was there. - All Lies Band was there too.
"Golden Fishery".
(Knee Drop Guru from 12 years ago)
(Sam appears.)
(Dancing hard)
Honestly, the first guest...
- I was... - was Choi Min Soo.
- Yes. - I was intimidated.
He was intimidated.
You went on your first variety show.
Ho Dong was the MC, and Choi Min Soo was the guest.
At the time, we had no concept for the show.
We didn't know where we were headed. Min Soo said, "Sun doesn't know..."
"that it's sun, and moon doesn't know that it's moon."
I don't know what he meant.
I still don't know. He kept saying those things.
I think Sam is amazing.
He must've been unfamiliar with the show and flustered.
After a few years later,
he joined the show as a guest.
Watching him grow, I thought he was amazing.
Isn't he amazing?
Weren't you on the show "Cool Kiz on The Block" together?
We did a swimming special.
I won in the end,
but Ho Dong went really sulky.
- He gets really sulky. - After that,
he didn't talk to me.
I went sulky and didn't talk to you?
Is that it?
- Say the truth. - He's intimidated.
- I think he's intimidated. - Say the truth.
(Moving back)
Hey!
I don't know if you are talking to me or if you are yelling at me.
Talk!
- Stop lying. - Can I talk?
- Can I talk? - What?
- Go ahead. - Tell the truth.
- Just tell him you are sorry. - Tell him you were mistaken.
It was all my fault.
You should've lost at the time.
- I... - It's because you won.
I am sorry.
(He's sorry.)
- I won't do it anymore. - Okay.
- By the way, Hang Ho. - Yes? Yes.
There's something I want to buy from you.
- What? - You don't have money.
I have to buy this.
The magic scissors.
- Where do you... - Right.
When he cut his hair with those scissors on a drama,
- he became another person. - Magic scissors.
When he cuts his hair,
he turns into Choi Jin Hyuk.
Really? Those are the scissors.
It actually exists.
That.
(He looks very determined.)
Look at his acting.
(When he cuts his hair with the magic scissors...)
He loses his weight.
He becomes Choi Jin Hyuk.
(Hang Ho is gone, and there's Jin Hyuk.)
- What's that? - That's Hang Ho.
That's Hang Ho?
(Laughing)
This is comedy.
(He finds it funny too.)
Is that you?
- He lost weight. - And he cut his hair.
Everyone is trying to get a hold of those scissors.
The magic scissors.
- I should buy a pair too. - Did you bring it, Hang Ho?
Please lend it to Jang Hoon. Please.
Don Spike won't be able to change anyway.
- I can't. - He's got no hair.
I have to wait.
Scissors are not the point.
It's about him taking revenge for his mother...
and on his lover who betrays him.
It's about revenge.
And the transformation happens after he goes through a lot of training.
He climbs mountain, drags a tire, and swims.
Only after that, as he cuts his hair,
he transforms with a camera technique.
While shooting this, Jin Hyuk and I thought,
"Will it work?"
Right.
The director said, "Hang Ho, you can be funny here."
- Right? - Thanks to...
the director and the writer,
I was able to do what I did. It was such a great experience.
Let's say you are given the magic scissors.
Let's say you can cut your hair with it.
Who do you want to transform into, Kyung Hoon?
I want to be Jang Hoon.
Kyung Hoon wants to become Jang Hoon.
I am curious about what goes on in his mind.
Jang Hoon, who would you want to be if you get the scissors?
I want to be either Won Bin...
or Jang Dong Gun. I want to try living as them.
- But there's that. - You wouldn't have worries.
They say people's face changes according to the personality.
If Won Bin is always frowning, he wouldn't look so handsome.
Imagine him doing this.
Stop joking!
- "Stop talking nonsense!" - "I'll buy love with money."
If he becomes Won Bin, he would say,
"Don't use me as an excuse. How much do you need?"
He will just keep whining.
"Don't use me as an excuse."
"I killed him."
Will you become Jae Seok when you cut your hair?
- Me? I want to be like Soo Geun. - Yes. Who do you want to be?
Really? Why?
They always do shows together.
- With Ho Dong. - I want to become Soo Geun...
so that I can always be with Ho Dong.
- That's what I want. - I'm touched.
How about you, Hang Ho?
I want to be born as a girl.
- As Cho Jung Rin? - She's fine too.
It could be anyone.
In the past, we talked about the foreign actor. Who was it?
- Tell us the name. - Who is it?
- Sharon Stone. - Miranda Kerr.
- Miranda Kerr? - Miranda Kerr.
Who's taller? Miranda or Jang Hoon?
They are both tall.
Miranda and Jang Hoon.
How about you, Ho Dong? Who do you want to be?
I want to be Na Young Seok.
Last time, you chose Kim Tae Ho.
You've been worried ever since.
I've been feeling bad.
(He previously chose Kim Tae Ho.)
I called him once, but he didn't answer.
- Really? - I will say this officially.
I want to be Na Young Seok when I cut my hair.
- You admire him. - Yes.
- And you love him. - Yes.
Since when have you been so big?
When did you become big?
They must've been born different.
Noh Sa Yeon weighed 4.8kg when she was born.
I was like her.
- You were a big baby. - I weighed 4.5kg.
(He weighed 4.5kg.)
- I have never been small. - He was big.
You should be nice to your parents.
How hard must it have been for your mother?
I was the second child, and she fainted.
I have to do well.
Hang Ho is very sassy.
He's sassy.
He's not shy. He's sassy.
How about you, Sam?
I wasn't tall. I wasn't big.
I was normal.
By the way, Sam,
we write baby's cry as "eung ae".
- How do you say that in Australia? - Right.
I am sorry,
but don't ask me questions about English or Australia.
- Why? - I've been here for too long.
So I don't know.
- Really. - You lived here longer.
- You should just ask Yeong Cheol. - Really?
I am really curious. Don Spike, how do they describe it?
- Why are you asking me that? - Aren't you from abroad?
I am from abroad, but I am Korean.
- You're from abroad? - I just came back from a jungle.
He went to a jungle.
I just came from New Zealand.
How much do we have to act?
I thought you studied abroad.
I thought he studied abroad.
My goodness.
- How about you, Hee Joon? - Were you not that big?
In my case, when I was born,
and until my teenage days,
- I was thin. - He used to be thin.
He was thin when he was a member of H.O.T.
When I debuted, I weighed 58kg.
And I stayed that way for a long time.
I never imagined that I would be...
- stressing about losing weight. - I am so curious.
So why did you suddenly...
- When H.O.T. members... - Right. Right.
- started working individually, - The team disbanded.
Ji Won and I drank...
- 5 days a week for 6 months. - Ji Won was once fat.
But Ji Won is not chubby.
It's fascinating. We drank together for six months.
He remained the same.
- But I kept gaining weight. - Right.
After six months of drinking... When we were drinking...
for the last time, he told me he was sorry.
- Ji Won... - He saw me keep getting fat.
He said he felt like he'd done something wrong.
"I am sorry, Hee Joon."
- He apologized to me. - And both of you...
- Let's check your enrollment form. - Enrollment form. Yes.
- Enrollment form. - It's time to enroll.
Hee Joon should bring it.
- He Joon is known for... - Should he do this?
I don't want you to just walk over to me.
- Can you do the bouncy move? - But your hips would...
Bouncy.
Can you still bounce your hips?
When I came up with the dance for "Candy",
I never knew I would be dancing it for 22 years.
Let's meet in the middle.
- Let's meet in the middle. - Do you have a tip?
You put your heels down and slightly lift your hips.
As you put your hips down, lift your legs.
And you repeat the two.
- That's it. - He's good.
- You have to meet me halfway! - Do I?
- You have to meet me halfway! - I didn't know.
We were supposed to meet in the middle.
Why did you make me do it alone?
You do this when you whine.
(He moves fast.)
- He hasn't moved. - You are still there.
- My gosh. - It's not easy to move forward.
(He succeeds to deliver the enrollment form.)
He's a great dancer.
By the way, he can dance just as well.
He can bounce better because he's fat now.
Your hips must hurt less.
My hips hurt much less.
Let's check their enrollment form.
- Let's be cheerful. - Let's go.
All four of them are wearing capes, and they look so grim.
They look grim.
They are like well-fed Grim Reapers.
Their names are Moon Hee Joon,
Sam Hammington, Don Spike,
Tae Hang Ho.
- By the way, - People think...
"Don Spike"...
stands for pork cutlet, spaghetti,
- and steak. Is that it? - And steak.
Is that how you came up with your stage name?
My real name is Kim Min Su.
- It's my real name. - It suits you well.
- Min Su. - It's Min Su.
I thought it was too weak for a song writer's name.
I wanted a stronger name, so I asked someone.
And he got "Don" from Don Quixote.
Not "Don" as in pig?
- What are you saying? - As in pig.
- What are you talking about? - He could be Kang Ho Don then.
I was asking because I don't know.
How about "Spike" then?
I wanted to look fierce.
- I wanted something like a hook. - That's why you chose "spike".
- You spike a ball. - "I will rake in all the money."
- That's what I wanted. - "Don Spike".
So that's what it means.
Let's check their nicknames.
He Joon's nickname is Gizmo.
I haven't heard that in a long time.
- Gizmo? - "Gremlins".
- Young people don't know. - You were Gizmo...
when you first debuted.
People don't know what it is. It's a character from "Gremlins".
- "Gremlins". - It's before he turns into gremlin.
It's the character contained in a box.
I think I got the nickname because of my big eyes.
You don't have a nickname nowadays, do you?
"Fatty"?
- It's the nickname I don't want. - Right.
It's...
With Hee Jun and some others,
I cycled in one spring.
Cycling outfit is stretchy, you know?
It's supposed to fit tightly.
You have to see Hee Joon from the back when he cycles.
He was very chubby.
You cycle, and you're still chubby.
After you cycle, you have a lot of appetite.
That's not it. I cycled, but the problem was this.
I really wanted to work out,
so I thought it'd be fun if we all work out together.
While cycling, we ate three times.
- You ate three times? - Yes.
- We spent 2,100kcal. - That's a lot.
And we consumed 10,000kcal.
When I checked the next day, I had gained weight.
Right.
- It's so funny. - Appetizer.
As soon as we met up, he said, "Since we are all here, let's eat."
- So we had seolleongtang. - You have to eat first.
"Since we had seolleongtang, let's get going."
"I know where to go. Follow me."
We arrived at a beef tripe hot pot place.
We had beef tripe hot pot.
"We have to eat some meat."
You were on a restaurant bike tour.
I felt too full after that.
I couldn't cycle anymore.
You should've expected to gain about 2kg.
Sam's nickname is Australia Brother.
- Right. Australia Brother. - Australia Brother.
- Anything else, Sam? - Fatty.
- What? - Fatty.
- Fatty. - Fatty.
Sam haemultang.
You should've written that.
Sam haemultang.
I had to say the boring one first...
- and say that later. - Good thing I asked.
- Sam haemultang. - Sam haemultang.
That could be the name of your haemultang restaurant.
Next is Don Spike. Min Ji.
That stands for "bald pig".
- There's a small girl in me. - Min Ji.
- Min Ji. - These days,
- people call me Ghost. - What's that?
It means "meat artist".
- Did you come up with that? - I came up with that.
Usually don't other people come up with your nicknames?
I came up with Min Ji too.
- What's up with him? - You came up with your nicknames.
- He came up with his nicknames. - I was looking in the mirror.
Hang Ho's nickname is Pretty.
- My goodness. - Really?
- He's pretty. - He's pretty.
Look at his cheekbones. He shined them like shoes.
- Look. - Right?
Your cheekbones are really shining.
- They are shining. - They are.
- They are shining. - Who called you that?
- Was it your girlfriend? - Who gave you this nickname?
It was my mom. She said people become like their nicknames.
She thought I'd become pretty if I am given a pretty nickname.
Your mom must've wanted a daughter.
Since I'm the second child, I act like a daughter.
Let's check their dreams.
Hee Joon wants to become the owner of an agency.
It must be an entertainment agency.
One day, I want to grow artists.
- It's my dream. - You want to grow artists.
I went through trial and error and realized...
what I should do and shouldn't do. I want to train young artists...
and teach them those things.
- One day. - HJ Entertainment.
Sam's dream is...
becoming a Hollywood actor.
Hollywood actor.
I just want to give it a try.
I think I will regret it if I don't.
I think you will do well.
What kind of an actor do you want to become?
Jack Black?
- Jack Black. - I like Jack Black.
But I want to play more serious roles.
I don't want comical roles.
How about the new hero of Marvel?
- The Avengers. - The Avengers.
You could be Iron Man.
When you do this, you will shoot shrimps and seafood.
Octopus will fly out.
Sam haemultang!
I heard people abroad are scared of...
- octopus and squid. - You can shoot octopus.
You won't be Aquaman. You will be Seafoodman.
He wants to play a serious role.
If you go to Hollywood, what will you do about our country?
It will be best to go back and forth.
How about your wife? Will she stay here alone?
(Well...)
We will decide that on our own.
(Why are you meddling?)
Do you have to care about that?
Don Spike's dream is...
- becoming a great man. - Yes.
Why did you write Ghost in parenthesis?
- Is that your nickname? - It's my nickname.
I want to open a barbecue restaurant.
Don Spike don't cut meat.
- He just grabs it. - He just...
There it is.
(He eats the whole slab of meat.)
Is it more delicious when you eat it that way?
- Much more delicious. - You're like a cartoon character.
We have canines.
Animals with canines are supposed to bite and tear meat.
He doesn't just eat a lot.
He studies about food.
He knows much more than me when it comes to food.
- He cooks well too. - He cooks well.
He often goes abroad to eat good food.
He goes to Norway to eat salmon.
He catches salmon and eats it.
He goes to Belgium to eat chocolate.
- How about music? - Do you have any aspirations?
Who are you really?
I don't know.
When I go outside,
I introduce myself as a former song writer.
He's a great musician.
Actually, grilling meat makes me happier.
- Being happy is the best. - He's a great musician.
Let's check their strengths.
Hee Joon's strength is child rearing.
I have no funny episodes.
The only thing I can talk about is raising my daughter.
I can fold long johns really fast.
I am getting better at that.
Who does she look like? You?
She looks exactly like when I was young.
She must be so cute.
The most fascinating trait she got from me...
is learning dances.
A 20-month-old learns dances?
A 20-month-old does this dance?
No, it's not like that,
but when she gets to see a dance to a certain song,
she focuses on it, keeps watching it 3 to 4 times,
and makes the same move.
- She is a talented dancer. - She is.
I think she is quicker than other children in learning dancing.
- I see. - Hee Joon.
Since you had your child,
have you changed a lot compared to what you used to be?
I think I've changed a lot.
- I have a different mindset. - He has changed.
First, the attitude toward my work has changed a lot.
For example, if I was offered to come on Golden Pigs Special...
in the past, I would've said,
"What did you say?"
- He would never have said yes. - "What?"
"Gosh, what?" I would've been a little upset.
But when I heard about the Golden Pigs Special,
my daughter came to my mind first.
I just thought I should do my best.
I think I got more flexible in every way.
And I hardly think of anything that hard.
Because raising a child is such a hard work,
I don't feel tired at all when I work outside home...
no matter how long I have to shoot shows.
And when I see girl groups,
I just thought they were pretty in the past and that was all,
but now, I realize that they are someone's precious daughters.
And when they try their best to dance well, I feel emotional.
I feel differently now like that.
He has changed so much.
- He really has. - It's natural.
Sam, you have been there.
Are there any tips you want to give him?
When you're at home, you should not take your eyes off of her.
Kids become quiet sometimes,
so you get to look around to find them,
and you may find them standing in a toilet sink in the bathroom.
Gosh.
- Really? - Right.
- A few days ago, - Standing in a toilet sink?
the house became too quiet suddenly.
"Where did he go?"
"Bentley." I couldn't find him, but when I opened the bathroom door,
I found him standing in the toilet sink like this.
My goodness.
You should be the most nervous when they are quiet...
- at home. - You should keep watching them.
When they're noisy, you can rather feel happy.
You should always stay alert...
while raising your kids.
He must be seeing someone. He asks such questions a lot.
Hee Joon's strong point is child rearing,
and Don Spike's strong point is "Khoomei".
- Khoomei. - Khoomei.
- It sounds like a dialect. - Khoomei.
It's the traditional Mongolian art of singing.
- Oh, making two sounds at a time? - Yes.
- You mean you can do that? - Yes, I can.
I majored in classical music when I was a freshman,
so we learned that in the class of modern music.
- Really? - Traditional arts of singing.
The professor said only 1 of 1,000 people could do it,
- Two voices at a time. - and I did that right away,
so I even performed at Yonsei University.
- You performed that? - Really?
It's singing high and low notes at the same time.
- At the same time. - I watched it on TV before.
He is an elite.
(The original sounds of Khoomei)
(You hardly move your lips and make sounds with your throat and tongue.)
(Like this?)
That's right.
- I'm curious. - Show it to us.
(Please demonstrate it to us.)
(Making a sound)
- There is only one sound, right? - Right.
- Wait. - That is strange.
That was different.
- I could do that. - Wait.
(Me too.)
Hee Joon is better than you.
I can do that too.
- I wasn't doing it right. - Everyone,
calm down.
Let's give Don Spike enough time to do it.
- It was surely only one sound. - My first note was wrong.
- All right. - Try it again.
(Trying to hit the first note right)
(Making a sound)
- I'm sorry. - What was that?
(I can do that too.)
Is it something that only good people can hear?
- I heard that. - I heard that too.
- I surely heard it. - Me too.
- I did. - Oh, I heard the two sounds.
- Oh, those sounds. - I certainly heard that.
I heard that for sure.
I didn't hear it.
I couldn't hear..
- the Khoomei sound. - I didn't either.
- I couldn't hear it clearly. - Well,
Don Spike didn't write any strong point.
- He didn't? - Right.
Gosh, he didn't write his strong point?
It's too bad that he doesn't have any strong point.
- Well... I don't have any. - Next,
- Sam Hammington's... - Sam?
He was right.
There was a reason why he called himself Sam hamultang.
He's the Jang Geum of Australia.
- She had a delicate palate. - Jag Geum did.
You know what the food is by tasting it?
Rather than food, cola.
- How do you distinguish cola? - There are many kinds of cola.
- Like Pepsi. - Pepsi.
- Coke. - And Coke Zero.
I can distinguish all of them.
- With your eyes closed? - With my eyes closed,
I can tell which cola it is...
- by tasting it. - That's amazing.
- Are you sure? - Among us, Jang Hoon is the one...
- who drinks cola the most often. - He really is.
But I only drink Coke Zero.
There are three kinds of cola,
- But... - but they are mixed together.
- Even with your eyes open... - You don't drink cola?
- I don't. - He doesn't.
- Let me try it too. - Okay, Don Spike.
- I drink 10 cans of cola a day. - Let him try it first.
10 cans of cola a day?
- Yes, I do. - Then he will probably do well.
Let Jang Hoon and Sam do it first.
Jang Hoon goes first.
We should try it first.
This is number one.
(Tasting the 1st cola)
(Careful)
(Savoring it)
Don't say anything, Jang Hoon.
Here goes the second one.
(Next is the 2nd cola.)
Gosh.
He exclaimed a little bit.
- You can tell us if you know. - Okay.
You tasted 2 of them, and this is the 3rd one.
(Tilting his head)
(As the tastes are mixed in his mouth, it gets harder.)
- Some of them overlaps. - Gosh.
I said it would be difficult. That was the third one.
(Is it difficult?)
(He's tasting the 4th cola now.)
By the way, he looks nice with his eyes covered.
(Looking so mild)
Here is the fifth one.
They all taste the same.
The fifth one.
(The 5th cola is the last one.)
(He finishes tasting all 5 cups of cola.)
- The fifth one is Coke Zero. - Okay.
- The fifth one is Coke Zero? - Don't say if he is right or wrong.
- The 5th one is Coke Zero. - The 5th one is Coke Zero.
The fifth one is Coke Zero.
(He got the 5th one right.)
The first one is Pepsi.
The second one...
is Coke.
The second one is Coke.
The fourth one is also Coke.
(He got the 4th one wrong.)
The third one is Pepsi?
The third one is Pepsi.
He got almost half right.
He got the half of them right.
- He got three of them right. - The 3rd and 4th ones...
- Oh, I was confused about the two. - You still did a good job.
Those two tastes so similar that I was confused.
- That was good. - He got many of them right.
- He got as many as three right. - Only these two confused him.
Then Sam has to get all of them right to beat him.
- Let me give it to you. - If he's confused, they'll tie.
Here is the first one.
(Tasting the 1st one)
(Smacking his lips)
I think I know what it is.
The first one is Pepsi.
(He got it right.)
- The 2nd one is Coke. - The 2nd one is Coke.
(He says the answer as soon as he drinks.)
(He got it wrong.)
(Disappointed at him)
- Coke. - Coke?
(He got the 3rd one right.)
(His jaw somehow looks trustworthy.)
Coke Zero.
- The fourth one is Coke Zero. - He sounds cool.
He recognizes it right away.
(He got the 4th one right.)
The fifth one is the last.
(He got 3 of the 4 right now.)
Cola.
- What kind of cola? - "Cola"?
Just cola?
- Gosh. - All of them are cola.
I mean it's Coke.
- There is no Sprite here. - That was funny.
Did somebody prepare Fanta or anything?
- Fanta? - He got four of them right.
He got four of them right.
Sam, you got the second one wrong.
- It was Pepsi. - But you said it was Coke.
I think Don Spike will be... How many cans did you say you drink?
I drink 3 to 4 cans a meal.
Can you give us new ones?
It's Don Spike's turn now.
- All right. - He'll start from the first one.
It's so cool. Great.
Here is the first one.
(Trying the 1st one)
(Gulping it down)
He's drinking all of it.
You must've been thirsty.
- Goodness. - Coke.
- Coke. He's right. - Coke.
He is amazing. Here is the second one.
(What?)
- He should drink it all. - You're confused now, aren't you?
How did you guys get this right?
(Laughing)
- You say that all of a sudden? - What are you doing?
- I can't believe you. - How many cans does he drink?
Well, please give me the next one.
Is he an honorary ambassador for cola?
(He moves on to the 3rd one for now...)
(and to the 4th one too.)
That was the fourth one.
(He is silent.)
(Suspicious of him)
(Laughing)
- What are you doing? - Give me the fifth one.
The fifth one.
Here. He got just one right now.
His image may be damaged...
if this is aired.
The first one is Coke,
the 2nd and 3rd ones are Pepsi,
the 4th one is Coke, and the 5th one is Coke Zero.
- Did he get all of them right? - He did.
(He didn't look confident, but he got everything right with a twist.)
(He completely gets all the 5 of them right.)
- Really? - Gosh.
- I got goosebumps. - How did you suddenly get to know?
- How? - How did you get it?
When he said all his answers at a time, I got goosebumps.
- Right. - Amazing.
- Then let's change. - Wonderful.
Don Spike's strong point should be distinguishing the tastes of cola,
and your strong point is supposed to be Mongolian Khoomei.
Good. Try to make the Khoomei sound.
(On one can make that sound anyway.)
(There is no big difference.)
- He really got all of them right? - He did.
But actually, Don Spike is an expert in meat...
- rather than cola. - Meat.
So he'll try something more impressive this time.
- Is this his strong point? - It is.
He'll distinguish the tastes of meat.
- A blind taste test for meat. - Right.
I think you can't beat Ho Dong with this.
- I can tell which part it is. - Oh, which part?
It'll be difficult too.
- Then let me try it first. - Okay.
- He'll be good at it. - Jang Hoon, you try it.
Since I've eaten a lot of meat.
Ribs...
Don Spike who perfectly distinguished the tastes of cola...
will taste meat for the second test.
- Meat. - Bring in the first meat, please.
- The meat... - Bring in the first meat.
(They have to figure out which part it is with their eyes covered.)
Jang Hoon who has treated us to meat often...
versus Don Spike who has eaten a lot of meat.
- Don't you give them salt? - That looks so delicious.
(The first part is tenderloin.)
Here it is.
I'll give you a smaller part.
Open wide. Eat it.
You should chew it at the same time.
It's hard to do it at the same time.
(He is jealous of them somehow.)
- Sorry, but can I eat it with salt? - He needs salt.
- Then it'll be rather... - I'm sorry, guys,
but do you think you're in a restaurant or something?
You just need to tell the parts of the meat, and you need salt too?
Then you may want some salad too at this rate.
Salad?
- Which part will it be? - Don Spike nodded.
- All right. - He is 100 percent sure of it.
You should answer simultaneously.
1, 2, 3.
- Brisket. - Tenderloin.
- He said tenderloin, and... - Brisket...
- Brisket? - Brisket.
- Don Spike is right. 1 to 0. - 1 to 0.
It was tenderloin.
- Please give us the next meat. - How come the tenderloin...
is so tough?
I'm sorry, Jang Hoon. It's because the meat is Korean beef.
(Starting to entrap him)
It's because that is Korean beef.
I'm sorry.
(Actually, Korean beef was not used.)
Even with his eyes covered,
he knows exactly where the jimmy jib is.
Because he stood before it so many times.
- Isn't this his strong point? - It is.
- Korean beef is the best... - Goodness.
among all beef,
- and Korean pork is the best... - Among all pork.
- All right. - Let's go.
- Okay... - Kyung Hoon.
- Please help me, Sam. - It is...
Don Spike started to get the hang of it.
Give me the fatty part.
- The fatty part? - You're not having a meal now.
- Try it. - Open wide.
(What will the second part be?)
- I'll put it back. - If you want it well done...
Oh, Don Spike nods...
as soon as it is put into his mouth.
Say your answers now. 1, 2, 3.
- Sirloin. - Sirloin.
You're right.
Sirloin is easy.
- Give us the next meat. - 2 to 1.
We're going to grill a leather belt too...
midways for fun.
- I dipped it in salt. - With the salt.
(Here goes the third meat.)
(The third part is flat iron steak.)
- Here. - Tell which part it is.
- With salt. - Tell us which part it is.
Okay. Taste it.
- What is this? - I put just a little bit of salt.
Well...
Right away?
- Don Spike is great at it now. - Wait.
Jang Hoon, can you figure it out?
I think it's not grilled well. I can't chew it up.
He is complaining a lot. We gave you the same meat.
It's slightly overcooked.
- I can't chew it up. - Let them say their answers.
Shall we ask them to grill some more?
- Okay. - Say your answers. 1, 2, 3.
- Flat iron steak. - Skirt steak.
(Flat iron steak, skirt steak)
Flat iron steak versus skirt steak.
The correct answer is flat iron steak.
He is incredible.
- He is amazing. - He really is. Flat iron steak...
You suddenly look so reliable, Don Spike.
- Give us the next meat. - He can be called a master.
There is no salt this time.
You have it?
(Here is salt.)
He looks like the son of an owner of a meat restaurant.
- He is... - I didn't want to give them salt.
from a meat restaurant.
Jang Hoon.
(The fourth part is skirt steak.)
Sam, you can eat a piece.
- You look hungry. - I'm okay.
- It's tasty. - All right.
- He is tilting his head. - Tilting.
It's time for him to do that.
He looks confused.
Don Spike seems to know what it is again now.
Jang Hoon, if you're wrong again,
we'll think you're trying this just to eat meat. What are you doing?
There are so many people who wants to eat the meat here.
If that's the best you can do, I could do that too.
(He only got the sirloin right.)
1, 2, 3.
- Skirt steak. - Thin flank...
Skirt steak versus thin flank.
The correct answer is...
skirt steak.
(Don Spike got it right 4 consecutive times.)
- Are we done? - How does he know?
Are we done? Next meat please.
It tasted a little bit like skirt steak, but...
(He is complaining continuously.)
He is so unbelievable.
This is the last meat.
If he gets the fifth one right too,
he'll get all 5 kinds of cola and 5 parts of beef right.
- Unbelievable. - This is the last part.
But weren't they supposed to taste cola after eating beef?
They drank cola first and are eating beef now.
That is amazing.
Oh, what is this?
(Did Don Spike get flustered?)
(He is tilting his head again.)
What is this?
Just say it is high stake for fun.
High stake sounds good.
Or say it is pork belly.
Wait a moment.
(They are eating too.)
Here goes the last answer.
Will Don Spike get the fifth part of beef right too...
after getting all the cola right and make it perfect?
- Which part is this? - Or will he leave a blot?
Jang Hoon, you were too bad at guessing.
1, 2, 3.
- Chuck tail flap. - Brisket.
1, 2, 3.
- Chuck tail flap. - Brisket.
Chuck tail flap versus brisket.
- Chuck tail flap? - Yes, chuck tail flap.
Chuck tail flap versus brisket?
- Brisket. - The correct answer is...
chuck tail flap.
(Don Spike got it right 10 times in a row.)
- He is so good. - Don Spike.
- Don Spike! - Incredible.
- Jang Hoon just wanted the meat? - He's so good.
(I am meat, and meat is me.)
- He is incredibly good. - Those who raise livestock...
5 cups of cola and 5 parts of meat.
Go, people who raise live stock.
- He knows so many parts of meat. - Korean beef is the best.
All the golden pigs transfer students including Don Spike,
- welcome to the school! - Welcome!
I think the chairs are too small for them.
It's Sam Hammington now.
(Guess Who I Am)
Hammington.
Ho Dong,
I'll give you questions that will bring good luck to you.
Pay attention and try to get them right, okay?
(He's the man who sang "Kicked My Luck Away" last year.)
You can do it, right?
You can do it. Try it.
Try it.
- Try it. - Why not?
I can do it.
Okay, you can do it.
Here is the first question.
While I was walking on the street,
I've heard something very humiliating.
- "Humiliating"? Not "masculine". - Humiliating.
What do you think it was?
"Oh, Robert Harley, I'm a big fan of yours."
- Is it the correct answer? - It's wrong.
I thought it was correct.
Harley is his senior,
- so he can handle it. - Okay.
But although he debuted first,
many people call him Sam Okyere.
- Right. - That would be humiliating to him.
- Sam Okyere. - He debuted before Okyere did.
- The two of them... - That sounds correct.
You feel humiliated when people call you Sam Okyere.
- It looks like that is right. - Probably.
- Is it right? - It must be right.
(Hitting him hard)
That's incorrect.
It's okay because I hear that so many times.
Sam Okyere?
"You look much fatter in person than on TV."
Goodness.
Wait. Have you ever heard that, Don Spike?
They say I'm much slenderer in person.
- I have heard something like that. - You have?
- But it's not the correct answer. - Oh, why?
(He doesn't understand why.)
- "Why"? - Why do you say why?
- It's just not the correct answer. - Because it's not correct.
There is no other reason.
It's what a kid said to me.
- A kitten? - A kid.
- A kid. - Oh, a kid.
I was doing something.
- Sun therapy? - Something.
Oh, I got it.
Samil... I mean you Hamilton...
- Hamilton? - Hamilton is the name of a hotel.
- I mean, Hammington. - If I were in Itaewon,
- I'd get out of here. - Isn't this humiliating?
People started to criticize you. Be careful.
I got it.
(The giant gives a try.)
I think Sam probably went to a zoo with his kids...
and was riding a horse.
And a little kid who was watching it on the ground said...
(Tearful)
"I feel bad for the horse. It'll get hurt because he is heavy."
"Get down, mister."
"Get down."
"I won't forgive you."
- That's not right. - "I won't forgive you."
When it was time for feeding...
animals in a zoo,
kids tried to feed you.
- "Oh, it's a hippo." - They fed you.
They gave him fodder.
Fodder?
My goodness.
- No? - Hey.
- You're wrong. - Wrong?
(It is humiliating, but wrong.)
"Mom, this hippo can talk."
Gosh, it's wrong.
"A pig is riding a horse."
- "A pig is riding a horse"? - Who said that?
- Is it right? - Don Spike did.
- Is that right? - Gosh, he is upset.
You're wrong.
(Hitting him hard)
I didn't ride an animal.
- Something similar? - Oh, I got it.
- Don Spike? - You want to try it, Don Spike?
- You go first. - After you.
- You were riding a swan boat. - I'm not that eager to do it.
Kids who were passing by said,
"The swan will sink to the bottom."
- No. - I got it.
You were riding an elevator.
- Right. - You were in an elevator,
and the door didn't close, so a little kid said,
"You get off, mister."
- "Because you're heavy," - I think this is it.
"it's not going up."
- Well... - Wrong.
It happened when there were only Sam and the kid in the elevator.
(There were only two, but it was too full.)
(Was he too much for the elevator to handle?)
- It's possible. - "How can this be?"
That's ridiculous.
It wasn't an elevator. It was a transportation vehicle.
Then, was it a bus or a taxi?
A plane? Was it unable to take off?
(He's heavy enough to keep an airplane down.)
- What did I say? - Do we have a real hammer?
- It's possible. - We don't have a hammer?
Really? An airplane?
Your comment is really traumatic.
- An airplane? - Most planes would have no problem.
Yes, but he's not like most people.
Can you tell us what kind of vehicle it was?
- A motorcycle. - A motorcycle?
"I think a tire will blow out because of him."
"Isn't he better off walking?"
"Look, there's chuck flap beef riding a motorcycle."
- "I feel sorry for the motorcycle." - "It's skirt steak riding a bike."
"The motorcycle is a living being too."
"I feel sorry for it."
"I think it's going to blow up."
(All their guesses can only be hurtful to his feelings.)
"I feel sorry for that bike."
- It's slightly similar. - Who said it?
There's seven syllables after "motorcycle".
"That motorcycle looks exhausted."
- It starts with "That motorcycle". - "That motorcycle"...
- "That motorcycle..." - "Seems way too small..."
"for that guy."
- Right. - You're right.
- Correct. - That's correct.
Don Spike got it right.
"That motorcycle seems way too small for that guy."
I drove around a 50cc motorcycle 8 years ago.
It's very small and compact.
- 50cc's can't carry us. - It carried me fine.
But two children saw me riding up a hill.
After seeing me pass by, they said,
"That motorcycle seems way too small for that guy."
- Kids said that? - Yes.
Now that I think about it, whenever I turned it in...
for routine service,
the repairman said that the tires might blow out.
A lot of people around me said the same thing.
I was flabbergasted and the kids traumatized me.
But do you still keep the same bike around?
After about a week later, someone stole it.
- Stole it? - Someone stole it?
The kids stole it?
No, the kids didn't do it.
- How dare they. - Why are you accusing...
the children of stealing?
- Someone must've stolen it. - Who stole it?
Someone stole that bike.
Then, did you steal that motorcycle too?
(Soo Geun randomly accuses Sam.)
What are you talking about?
(The professional accuser always suspects people first.)
I bought it at Euljiro.
He bought it at Euljiro.
- How much was it? - He must've really been sad.
You mentioned earlier that you were mistaken...
for Robert Holley often.
- Sure, that was fine. - Right.
But sometimes, I'd be with Sam Okyere.
But they'd ask me if I was Sam Okyere...
- even when he's right next to me. - They must've been confused.
People confused us a lot.
Haven't you been mistaken as a foreigner, Don Spike?
It happens to me every time I go overseas.
I went to LA and a close friend of mine came...
to pick me up with his wife.
He pointed me out and said, "Look! Don Spike is over there."
But his wife said, "No, he's just a local."
Then, she passed right by me.
They mistook you as a local?
After landing at the airport in Korea,
most of us head to the automated entry booths.
A staffer there usually tells me, "You're a foreigner."
- "Please go that way." - They say it's the wrong way?
It happens almost every time I come back.
Most foreign friends who visit South Korea experience...
culture shock when they arrive.
What was the most shocking to you?
The most traumatizing thing were the squatting toilets.
We only have standard toilet bowls in Australia.
When I first saw it, I couldn't figure out the orientation.
You're supposed to face the wall.
- But after squatting... - It feels like you'd make contact.
- Make contact. - Right.
But it feels like stuff might fall out of your pockets.
I'd take off my shoes first, step on them, and take off my pants.
- I'd hang them. - I see.
My T-shirts are long. I'd worry that they'd touch the ground.
I'd take off my T-shirt and hang it up too.
He took everything off.
It seemed like I'd have to throw away my underwear...
if I wasn't careful.
I'd take off my underwear too and hang it up.
Why didn't you just shower while you were at it?
But I'd take too long.
So, my girlfriend would come up and ask if something was wrong.
She'd see my clothes all hung up on the door.
So, she ended up bursting into laughter.
Then, on the flipside, what did you like the most...
about Korea?
Was there anything that really fascinated you...
in comparison to Australia?
I feel so stuffy when I go to Australia.
- Why? - It's your home country.
- The internet is so spotty. - I see, the internet...
Wi-Fi isn't available everywhere.
After service repair takes almost two weeks.
For air condition repair, they say, "How about next week..."
"between 9am and 3pm?"
That's what I'm told.
Same-day delivery is unimaginable there.
- We're really... - Compared to the rest of the world,
- We really work hard. - we're really the fastest.
Last week, my computer broke down at 11am.
I got it repaired after lunch at around 2pm.
- Right away? - It's usually the same day.
- Okay. - Good job, Sam.
Here I go. There are times in my life...
when I question why I'm the way I am.
When you look into the mirror.
(It's payback time.)
You all wanted to say that, right?
(What did you say?)
With the two of them up there, I feel like I'm watching...
a foreign sitcom.
("Fatties and the City")
They're whacking one another too.
I feel like we're guests on another show.
I know.
One hour after eating breakfast, you wonder, "Did I eat breakfast?"
- You forget that you ate. - I see.
That happens sometimes.
But that doesn't make me wonder about myself.
You plug in a dry blower after taking a shower.
"What am I doing, right now?" You know how that feels.
I bought one not too long ago.
- How come? - It was pretty.
- What's wrong with you? - Really?
I've got it.
You sometimes buy hairbands or hairpins.
(Min Ji, the cutie)
Min JI surfaces from inside you.
She says, "Gosh. That's so pretty."
Then you wonder, "Why did I buy this?"
- "I have nowhere to put it." - I don't.
Well, hairbands can make sense in some cases.
But what would he do with hairpins?
- He wonders why he bought it. - He can wear hairbands.
He bleeds after putting a hairpin on.
He wonders, "What's wrong with me?"
- That's not it. - He put wax on.
After you woke up, there was...
half a hamburger.
There was a half-eaten hamburger next to you.
- Did he eat it in his sleep? - Who understood that?
He devours it in his sleep.
- Next to him? - After waking up, he...
Did your Korean get worse recently?
William can still only understand short sentences.
I'm accustomed to simple statements these days.
- Your speech got shorter? - Your sentences got shorter?
What word do you use the most with William?
"Stop" and "Don't do that".
- But it doesn't work. - Right?
- I say that, but they never work. - "Stop, William."
"Don't do that! Stop."
- It doesn't work. - It never works.
"Are you keep going to do that?"
I wake up in the morning and he's crying.
How come?
I don't know.
- He's still learning Korean. - It's not my problem.
How am I supposed to know why you're crying?
- How am I supposed to know? - You can guess, but I don't...
- know the answer. - That's my everyday life.
- Watching them argue is funny. - They're like a comedy duo.
None of the guesses are getting remotely close.
- Give us a hint then. - Okay.
A certain symptom comes up involuntarily.
You ate way too much yesterday.
You couldn't fall asleep and took a poo six times.
Six times?
- 6 times? - 6 times?
- But pardon... - In one day?
If it's 6 times in 1 day,
isn't it bad enough to visit the hospital?
6 times in 1 day is an incredible thing, right?
Yes, 6 times in 1 day.
I've got it. You shaved off your hair.
So, when you eat spicy food, sweat forms on top.
But for you, sweat keeps dripping down.
Be more specific.
When you eat spicy food,
you can't tell pork grease apart from your sweat.
- He's good. - What does that mean?
He can't tell them apart...
(Sam and Don Spike make a great team.)
I see.
- That has to be the answer. - Pork grease?
Your head explodes...
with sweat when you eat spicy food.
You love spicy food, but you explode with sweat.
- So, your sweat... - There's a lot of sweat.
- I've got it. - I've got it.
- I've got it. - You explode with sweat...
even if you're just looking at spicy food.
Correct.
(He successfully snipes Soo Geun's answer.)
I've had people ask me if I'm allergic to red pepper.
I sweat a lot even when I eat just a piece of kimchi...
- from my head. - Just from your head?
It's so severe that I sweat just from imagining it.
Is it enough to wash your face with it?
I can shower too.
- It's that bad? - It comes out...
- and keeps dripping. - You're a human maple tree.
Try some after collecting it. See how you taste.
Salty.
You're making me imagine it.
You know how there's spicy naengmyeon, right?
- The one in cold broth? - Anyways...
They told me that it's spicy. I ate it, and it was good.
I ate all of it. But I pretty much...
sweat out enough to immerse the noodles in broth.
- Gosh. - So...
Don't imagine that.
That's nasty.
- Because of his sweat, - Ho Dong...
marinated cold noodles became immerses in broth.
- Hey, Hee Joon. - He can't help himself.
Then, can you sweat right now?
It would be nice to see him sweat by putting spicy food videos up.
- That looks good. - Gosh.
- That's braised mackerel? - I don't think so.
- It's butterfish. - No, it's butterfish.
- That looks good. - It looks spicy.
What is that?
- I can almost smell it. - The...
That's budae jjigae.
His head is starting to look a bit shiny.
It's like a disco ball.
- A disco ball? - He wants tteokbokki.
- The one that spins. - Look at the sweat dripping.
- There's a lot. - It's accumulating.
- It's visible. - Look. It's shiny.
It's pooling up.
- You sweat that fast? - Where? I can't see it.
- He's sweating. - It's almost...
- Around his... - It's like he sprayed something.
- I'll do it. - You can see it like this.
You know those sweating scenes in advertisements?
You can see the droplets.
- You can really see it. - Your head... Hold on.
Broth.
So, he made cold broth noodles like that?
(Did they witness his secret to producing cold broth?)
- And also... - You really sweat.
When I wipe myself due to the swear sweat,
pieces of the napkin gets stuck sometimes.
It's like a ribbon.
- You look so cute. - A ribbon.
- You're so pretty. - You're so cute.
- You're so pretty. - Hey Don...
- I remain unaware. - It's Min Ji.
- Want some wet naps? - I'm okay.
I can just dry it.
(The staff tells him to take off his cape if he's feeling warm.)
- He's feeling hot. - I can...
- see your chin now. - That's better.
- You look better without it. - That's better.
Here's my second question.
I discovered a special talent while enjoying a hobby.
- What do you think it is? - Khoomei.
- Khoomei. - It was when I was a student.
Incorrect.
[VIU Ver] E164 Knowing Brothers "Five Pigs" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-
(Khoomei fills up the room. It cannot be contained.)
(The Khoomei advocate is proud.)
Why are you targeting me?
- Stop it. - My gosh.
These two really seem like "Dumb and Dumber".
I wasn't the only one who did it.
It's because Sam happens to be the closest.
Is that hobby you mentioned cooking?
For starters, the hobby doesn't match my image too well.
Is it embroidery?
Or maybe ballet?
Doesn't that suit me?
- That's true. - Right?
- Sewing? - Incorrect.
- When I'm travelling... - It's fishing.
- That suits him though. - Bingo.
Usually, people carve up the fish into sashimi before eating.
But you've eaten the fish whole right after catching it.
In one go.
You're a genius.
- But incorrect. - You can catch fish...
without a fishing pole.
Do I look like Gollum to you?
You can speak to whales.
(They don't forget about Tuvan singing and keep bringing it up.)
Like a dolphin.
(I don't want to see you guys anymore.)
Fish just jump out and land into the boat.
(He communicates successfully.)
3,000 of them fly into the boat.
(He learned Tuvan singing while fishing?)
You don't need a rod.
His scalp rises.
It's sunrise.
(Don Sun rises before Lunar New Year.)
- It's sunrise. - Incorrect.
(Hang Ho is incorrect.)
Embellish the scene a bit. This is funny.
(His scalp rises once again over the Mongolian steppe.)
Happy New Year.
(Rising Don)
- This is so funny. - California's sun came up.
Wish a Happy New Year.
Give us the next hint.
Everyone else needs a tool.
But I can do this with my hands.
You can punch a fish unconscious.
- Incorrect. - I've got it.
When you stare out into the sea from the boat,
tuna flock to you mistaking you for an octopus.
He's mistaken for an octopus? That's funny.
It can be seen in sea.
- Tuna... - I said I won't do it.
Okay. I'm sorry.
Thank the distance for your life.
Give him a serious answer.
"Are there fish that like to eat octopus?"
(He verified the incorrect answer beforehand.)
Are there any fish that prefer to eat octopus?
Squid fishing vessels need light.
(Hee Joon catches the answer right away.)
The boat doesn't need a lamp.
(Don Spike doesn't need lamps.)
He doesn't need light.
- Natural light. - He uses natural light.
- Hey, Hang Ho. - All the squid...
He's taking off his watch.
- They flock to Don Spike. - Didn't you go too far?
- I'm sorry. - Come here.
This little punk...
- You need to bop him. - He's a good kid.
What kind of talent can someone discover while fishing?
Third hint.
This is very useful to fishing.
You can guess the fish species just by how it moves.
I'm not the only person who can do that.
- Most fishing veterans can do that. - Really?
- Can guess the species? - Yes.
Yellowtails flap around a lot.
- It might not work. - Breams push forward.
- That's incredible. - Most veterans all know how.
But the talent I'm talking about requires hands.
I know. If you put out your hand like this while fishing,
the captain sticks a cigarette between your fingers.
(The captain plugs a cigarette between his fingers.)
(It's a talent that most smokers would envy.)
What do you think?
- The hook... - I know.
You hooked bait so many times...
This is it a 100 percent.
You can stick the line in with pinpoint accuracy.
Incorrect.
You can snap a fishing line with your bare hands.
- That's possible. - No way.
- Snap. - That's not possible.
Give us a physical hint.
(It's like something is on top of his hand.)
I've got it. You can guess the weight of any sinker.
No. You can guess the weight of any fish.
- The fish you caught. - It's similar. Be specific.
You became a human scale.
When you put an object on top of your hand,
you can guess the weight.
- Is that it? - Correct.
(He can guess the weight of any object.)
He can tell right away.
- Really? - As expected.
You can guess to the decimal?
Sure, but I need a standard to reference to.
But how it that useful to fishing?
While fishing, you need to estimate the buoyancy.
You have to guess just right...
to keep the float on top without sinking.
It's very hard to read tiny...
weight descriptors in the dark.
You can feel the weight. It piqued my interest.
So, I started guessing a little by little.
Hey, Sam. Let him guess your weight.
- My weight? - Yes.
(Sam is heavy.)
No float is as heavy as Sam.
But I think you'd be my weight.
No, he has to be less.
Maybe around 117kg?
I'll guess the weight.
- I'm not sure... - A wrestler would know.
A scooter is about 100kg.
- What's going on? - He's 125kg.
Then, that means he's almost 130kg.
- I don't think Sam knows. - I actually don't.
(That's correct.)
- Then, why did you volunteer? - Why did you do it?
Then, that means you know the weight of most small objects.
- Right. - Let's try it.
Give me that scale, Hee Joon.
- You can really do that? - Just tell us by instinct.
For this... Maybe around 210g?
- We have 210g. - 210kg.
- How about you, Ho Dong? - What do you think?
- 100g. - 100g?
- 210g. That's a big difference. - That's a big difference.
- That's a big difference. - 224g.
- 224g. - 150g.
It's 224g to 150g.
Put it on top, please.
- It's 137g. - That's...
They're totally wrong.
You're totally off. What are you doing?
- It's a small object too. - You guessed double the weight.
- It's double. - This time, it's chalk.
This is similar to a fishing float.
We'll acknowledge you if you get this right.
This is easy.
- Yes? - It's exactly...
- 27g. - We are...
together with Master Don Spike.
- 15g. - 15g?
- Now, take it. - We'll take the weight...
- There's a difference. - and place it on the scale...
- 27g for you. - for accuracy.
- 22g. - It's 22g versus 15g.
- Place it on top, please. - Currently, it's 1 to 0.
- Place it on top, please. - Ho Dong is in the lead.
Now, let's find out in 1, 2, 3.
- It's 10g. - It's 2 to 0.
Look at Don Spike's face.
- Make it three rounds. - Ho Dong is getting everything.
- I do better the lighter it is. - Let's make this clear.
This is directly affiliated with fishing.
You must guess correctly this time.
Now, currently leading 2 to 0 is Ho Dong,
who claims to have close to no acumen for weight.
- 11.5g. - We have 11.5g.
- 11.5g. - 11.5g.
- 9g. - And 9g.
This is your last chance to adjust. Ho Dong has said 9g.
- 12.34g. - 12.34g and 9g.
He's been terribly incorrect so far.
- You'd think he gets close. - 9g versus 12.34g.
- We'll acknowledge the winner. - 1, 2, 3.
- It's 4.5g. - 4.5g.
Ho Dong wins.
- He won by a landslide. - That's double the weight.
Hold on.
- There's no way. - "There's no way"?
- Let's move on. - Let's go.
(They leave disappointments behind and move on.)
He got them all wrong.
It's Hang Ho's turn this time.
Hang Ho definitely gained weight.
- In comparison to before. - He gained on purpose.
- Right. - Why?
- For "An Empress's Dignity", - That's right.
I gained about 11kg in 2 weeks.
- In two weeks? - It's quick, right?
It wasn't easy to do in two weeks.
Your new image seems so unfamiliar in real life.
You play such a slob in that series.
(Rough charisma)
- Do you fight well, Hang Ho? - Not at all.
- Are you not the type? - Yes, not at all.
I think I fought a bit during middle school though.
(Chuckling)
Now, I'll give you my question.
I've taken a lot of roles. But I've even done this.
- A military role. - Incorrect.
A role that made you count down on your conscription.
(He finally got the joke.)
- My Vlog? - What is he talking about?
- I should've made it clearer. - A military role?
No one got the direct reference.
- Conscription day. - Smoking?
(Smoking?)
You kept thinking about a play on words, didn't you?
- What was the occasion? - It's a bit...
- That was good. - That was...
- Right on point. - That's possible.
(Thinking)
(Deep in thought)
Everyone is thinking about what kind of act they should put on.
We're all thinking of rhymes.
- A drag queen. - Incorrect.
A traveling troubadour.
- I've done that, but no. - A homeless person.
- With an elephant... - An alcoholic.
That's not it.
Did you act drunk?
No one can follow Soo Geun with that.
You drank a bottle of soju. Action.
(He can do it on the fly.)
(He gets into a drunken state.)
He's a robot.
Now, you drank two bottles.
Gosh.
Stop drinking now.
- I think you drank too much. - Let's go now.
Honey.
- You had too much. Go home. - What?
Bring me some chojang dip.
- What... - Three bottles now.
(After drinking three bottles, he has lost his coordination.)
- Gosh. - What's wrong with you?
- Let's go now. - Call a replacement driver.
- Now, four bottles. - Just one more bottle.
- Let's go. - Just one more bottle.
Let's go. Get up.
- Get up. - Just one more bottle.
(Jelly legs)
Come here.
- Just one more. - Get up.
- One more. - Now, five bottles.
(Drunken steps)
(Hang Ho is impressed.)
(Let's end here.)
His leg movements are so detailed.
It never gets old. He acts so rhythmically too.
1, 2, 3, 4.
("Manager Lee's Tough Day")
- Gosh. - I have to do it right away.
I can't hesitate.
Seriously.
You had to laugh while crying.
- Incorrect. - When my friend Byung Hun acts...
It's a very sad situation.
Byung Hun sheds tears while smiling.
- He's good at that. - Viewers...
get more...
- He keeps crying. - It gets even sadder.
- Did you watch "The Godfather 3"? - Hint.
- Of course I have. - In that movie,
there's that scene when they come out of the cathedral.
- His daughter... - When his daughter dies,
Al Pacino weeps.
It's such a painful look.
(Throat lumped)
He's yawning.
He waits 10 seconds until he makes a sound.
How about we answer Hang Ho's question?
Why is he suddenly into acting?
That play was for children.
- A children's play? - Yes.
- A dinosaur? - I got it.
- A baby. - No.
A pig.
No. I don't need to act that out.
(No acting is needed to be a pig.)
- Why not? - An angel?
- Tinkerbell. - A bus.
- Tayo. - No, it's a real thing.
It was an educational play for children.
- I got it. - A toothbrush.
- A cavity. - A cavity? No.
- A germ! - No.
- No. - A germ villain?
A band-aid.
- A band-aid? - Yes.
How do you do that?
You just stay on.
If it's an education play for children...
- Is it about washing clean? - Germ and stuff.
- A finger. - A soap.
A finger? No.
(Let me see.)
You...
(Look)
were once this.
- I got it. - I got it.
Sperm!
You got it.
- What? - Sperm.
Wait.
- I knew it. - It's too difficult.
Good job.
- Sperm. - A sperm acting.
(He sits down after the sperm ceremony.)
It was a sex education play for children.
Sang Min played a sperm in a commercial too.
- I did. - Really?
I was a sperm heading to Mom.
Did you have a line?
I had many lines. I expressed the process of getting pregnant.
Were there other sperms?
You have to compete against other sperms.
Then were there 300 million actors?
(300 million actors for sperm roles)
That would be a historical drama.
- "March!" - A historical drama.
It's not "300", but "300 million".
I had a costume with a tail.
It was all white with a horn.
I had an LED light here like Iron Man.
- It flashed. - Like Iron Man?
I moved my arms and legs while acting.
Since it was for children,
- it was a little hard. - Why?
Kids are straightforward.
It went, "The night the parents had love."
Then I appeared inside the body.
Then one kid said,
"It's a pig!"
(It's a pig.)
- That's mean. - When you were a sperm?
- Yes. - When it was so quiet.
- They thought you're a pig. - What should you do?
So, for five minutes, we acted laughing.
That's what's hard about playing for children.
- Interesting. - Good job.
At least, we learned something. Good.
Moon.
Hee Joon.
Let me see.
"Let me see."
Hee Joon's old now.
You talk to yourself.
- "Let me see." - "Let me see."
- The script... - That's sad.
Look at him reading.
- His vision is getting old. - Lately...
I can't see small letters.
Look far. Then you can see.
You've reached that age.
I see.
Your vision is getting old.
I was shocked once...
because of one of you here.
- Why? - One of us here?
(One of them here?)
It's Ho Dong. Your daughter...
thought you were Ho Dong.
- Me? - Yes.
Wrong.
Ho Dong punched you for real.
And you were shocked.
- Your head. - You were really shocked.
Wrong.
He asked me something.
Not me. I've never asked you of anything.
I've never asked you of anything once.
I think I've asked him something.
Don Spike asked you...
if you were older than him.
(Did I?)
Wrong.
You haven't guess who it is yet.
- Me. - I've never shocked him.
Jang Hoon asked you to release an album together.
I'll say it now. No.
And it's wrong.
No for me too.
I'm not releasing an album.
I said no first.
I don't do it easily.
I'll give you a second hint.
He was very drunk.
Then it's not me.
- Is it me? - Is it me?
- Soo Geun... - It's not me.
- I never get very drunk. - Is it me?
- It's not me either. - It's not me.
- Because I... - Then we're left with Jang Hoon.
I did have drinks with Hee Joon a few times.
Be clear on who asked what.
I got it. Kyung Hoon asked you something drunk.
- What did he ask? - Is it me?
- What did he ask? - "Are you H.O.T.?"
That's what he asked.
He may not know.
- Is it correct? - Wrong.
- It must be Kyung Hoon. - Is it me?
- I think it's Kyung Hoon. - Kyung Hoon...
- Kyung Hoon got drunk. - Kyung Hoon got drunk.
- When he gets drunk, he just... - I got it.
Kyung Hoon got drunk...
and asked you,
"How much do you make now?"
I got it. Kyung Hoon got drunk.
One more time
I said I will protect you
You got the lyrics wrong.
- You got it wrong. - It's "I've never".
Whose song is that?
- I think it's "Happiness". - I'm certain.
I got it. As soon as he saw you,
"Hey. I heard you can dance. How about a battle with me?"
- I got it. - What is that?
I got it. He got drunk and said,
"Do you like rock?"
- What? - What?
(Surprised)
Unbelievable.
No.
- I got it. - Okay, Don Spike.
He got drunk and asked if you really ate cucumbers only for rock.
- I got it. - I got it.
What was that again?
- Okay. - Saint.
Saint Moon.
- No. - Hee Joon.
I got it. Sam, you go first.
"Do you regret doing rock?"
- No. - You go first.
I got it. "What do you think rock is?"
Correct.
Did I?
- Do you remember it? - I don't remember it at all.
- When was it? - Before I joined the army.
- That was a long time ago. - Before I joined the army.
- That was a long time ago. - I've met him before,
but I don't remember saying that.
- As he walked in, - He doesn't remember it.
he took a long time to say...
he was there to say hi.
He was already very drunk,
but he still came to say hi.
How many bottles as Soo Geun acted?
More than four bottles.
I think it was more than three.
- He was very drunk. - Too drunk to walk.
- Then what happened? - At the time,
it was something he could just ask me.
I could've just answered him simply.
But since he was in a band,
it felt heavy as if a reporter was asking.
I thought I had to give a good response.
At the time,
we broke up.
- I was... - Oh, that's when.
stressed from it too.
From there, I started explaining.
"There are members..."
"playing guitar, drum and bass."
"That's the basics."
"Everyone has their own rock spirit."
"In case of alternative rock,"
"people often write about songs against the world."
He was very serious.
"That's what matters,"
"but for now, this is what I want to do."
Then Kyung Hoon said,
(What did Kyung Hoon say to that?)
"Pass."
(It sounds like Hee Joon exaggerated it.)
Don't lie.
"Pass."
- "Pass." - "Pass."
He looked like he was happy to meet a comrade.
"I'm happy. He's my comrade."
I remember responding with my best effort.
That's what happened.
Hee Joon got a pass in advance,
but Hang Ho didn't pass...
the variety show academy?
- What do you mean? - For a variety show.
I didn't pass in the first place.
- Why not? - By Ho Dong.
- Why? - Why?
He said you didn't pass?
- I never say that. - I never say that.
He was like,
"Hang Ho."
"Out."
(The successful candidate is very happy.)
- "Out." - That's...
a very serious negative.
- X? - Maybe you got a question wrong?
If you did this, you really meant it.
In what situation?
In what situation, did I do that?
We were filming "Island Trio".
I was burning firewood.
There was so much smoke...
- at night. - Firewood makes a lot of smoke.
It kept blowing towards me.
I tried to burn firewood avoiding the smoke.
He suddenly appeared from somewhere.
"Hang Ho."
(Hang Ho)
"Out."
You couldn't burn the firewood.
I was like, "Why?"
"When there's smoke,"
"the true entertainer..."
"opens his eyes wide."
It was for the show!
I thought he said that behind the camera.
"You need to shed tears."
- You need to act crying. - "Shed tears."
- "You're wrong." - And be sad.
Smoke is a jewel in variety shows.
(Smoke is a jewel in variety shows.)
You must chase the smoke.
You must shed a lot of tears.
- That's how he said it. - Hang Ho.
- Out! - Out!
That's what he meant.
(Becoming an entertainer is not easy.)
- Here's the next question. - Let's move on.
The next question.
While I was performing as H.O.T.,
there's something I still remember.
It's very broad.
He was extremely popular.
Right.
On his birthday, thousands of his fans...
were sitting in the auditorium with white balloons.
There were white balloons by his house too.
All kinds of things probably happened.
We need to see Jang Hoon singing "Candy".
I don't want to see that.
He is on fire.
A few years ago, I had drinks...
- Did he go sing? - with him.
We sang "Candy"...
sharing the parts.
He even knows the dance.
He does.
When he was dancing,
I thought a fan was on.
There was wind.
He is...
- amazing. - He's amazing.
Here's the first hint.
- Okay. - Because it's too broad.
I heard something.
A fatty.
- Back then... - I tried my best...
to keep it funny.
But you shouldn't have said that.
(Hang Ho's wrong.)
I got it.
He looks cute from the back.
So cute.
I'm walking backwards.
- Did you say you heard something? - I heard something.
Pass.
No.
No, Hee Joon. No back.
- Pass. - Not pass.
It's got nothing to do with it.
It's something some man said to me...
in front of my house.
(Raising his hand)
- Sam? - Say it, Sam.
You look fatter than on TV.
- I said back when I was H.O.T. - He wasn't fat back then.
When I was H.O.T. I was skinny.
I got it.
He confessed to you.
Jang Hoon's fan fiction time.
"Hee Joon. I love you so much. Will you marry me?"
- Wrong. - Shocking?
- I've seen that before. - If it's shocking...
For example, my daughter loves him so much.
Ho Dong's making a very good approach.
- Here it is. A man came to see you. - Then it's about his daughter.
A man came to see you. "Moon Hee Joon!"
His daughter refused to eat.
"Moon Hee Joon! Find my daughter!"
"Where is my daughter? Bring my daughter."
You have a lot of anger in you.
No.
He's the best angry actor in the world.
"Hee Joon. Stop it."
"My daughter can't study."
Stop H.O.T.?
- No. - "If you don't marry my daughter,"
- "I'm going to kill you now." - That's possible.
- That's shocking. - I think...
- No. - I thought that was the answer.
He asked me something,
and if I do grant it, he said he'll reward me.
- He must've been rich. - I got it.
"Moon Hee Joon. If you date my daughter,"
"I'll give you my building."
"Moon Hee Joon. If you date my daughter,"
"I'll give you my building."
- No. - "Moon Hee Joon."
"If you sing in my daughter's birthday party,"
"I'll buy you a car."
(Surprised)
No, but if you mix...
the words from the answers so far,
- you're close to the answer. - "Hee Joon."
"If you meet my daughter for at least once,"
"I'll buy you your favorite car."
"Just meet her once."
You're getting there, but no.
You got up to my daughter.
If you let my daughter meet Tony An.
- "Then I'll date you." - What's that got to do with me?
Why would I care about his daughter seeing Tony An?
- No? - I got it.
"If you sing in my daughter's wedding,"
"then I'll buy you a car."
- No. Combine the three words. - "My daughter..."
My daughter and...
- wedding and car. - And car.
If you marry my daughter,
I'll get you a new car.
Getting me a new car is right, but how?
BMW! Yes?
760 series.
"I'll get you a BMW."
Yes? Hey!
- Is that correct? - No.
I'll get you a new car for your whole life.
Correct.
A new car for your whole life?
He'll keep buying a car that Hee Joon wants.
It was when I was singing "Candy" in 1996.
- A man came to see me. - A used car dealer?
He's a used car dealer.
- No. - He's a used car dealer.
Or a lease.
- It wasn't a lease. - Maybe he was in that business.
How did that happen?
You could meet him by his house.
He came to see me in his car.
Did his car look good?
- It was fancy. - It was pretty fancy.
He got off the car dressed in a wonderful suit.
He asked me very politely.
"Hee Joon."
- "Do you have a minute?" - He was very gentle.
He was wearing a golden watch too.
"If you promise..."
"to marry my daughter,"
"I'll get you a new car for your whole life."
"Whatever it is."
I think he was only giving an example.
If you liked a house, he could've got you a new house.
If he likes daughters, he'll change the daughters.
- He was trying to say... - What are you talking about?
- Hey. - that he was rich.
- What did you say, Don Spike? - What did you say?
If he likes daughters, he'll change the daughters.
- You're scary. - You're not acceptable.
You deserve it.
- What was your response? - What did you tell him?
- What was your response? - It was ridiculous,
- and I was only 19. - It must've been scary.
- At 19, he was only in high school. - I know.
- I know. - He can't promise a marriage.
I think I kept refusing.
Recently,
you guys all got back together and performed.
I love it.
- It's very nice. - Isn't it touching?
We're all trying...
to do something this year.
Wasn't it hard to perform after a while?
Of course it was physically difficult.
The thing is that we're forgetful.
Even if we practice, we forget the next day.
We could say we're too old to catch up physically,
but because we kept forgetting,
we had a problem...
finding our spots.
Did you fight if you got mixed up?
Or did you just laugh it off?
We can't fight because we were being watched.
- By a camera? - At first...
We couldn't fight because the fans were watching.
We were like this.
Before you appear... Hee Joon.
That's what we did when we switched the spot.
You hear the cheer before you appear.
At first...
(It was not loud at first.)
I know.
That's what I heard at first.
I thought there weren't many people.
I thought there were only a few.
(But the cheer grew like a wave.)
When I heard them screaming, "H.O.T.", I got goosebumps.
We all cried a lot.
We created H.S.g.R...
- Right. - with god and Sechskies.
One member from each group gathered.
While getting ready, there was a news of god getting back together.
Danny was a member of H.S.g.R.
I used to drink with Ji Won at the time.
Ji Won and I congratulated him,
but it was still sad.
- You were also envious. - We couldn't do it.
I remember talking about our teams getting back together.
After that,
Sechskies got back first, then we got to perform.
I'm saying how nice I feel.
(Congratulations once again.)
Why don't you star with your group?
The thing is, if you were planning on that,
you shouldn't have called me for the Pig Special.
Here we go.
Moon Hee Joon is in!
- He's in. - He's in.
How many times is he in for?
We must let him in.
(New Year Special Knowing Brothers)
(Students are on the train to go home for the New Year.)
(Hong Yun Hwa)
(Park Mi Sun)
(Hong Hyun Hee)
(Why is Kyung Hoon alone?)
(Hee Joon should be here soon.)
(It's Yoon Jeong Su who pretends to be Hee Joon.)
(We are the future)
(Hee Chul. Be careful of her.)
(I lived with him at one point.)
(Hello, ladies and gentlemen.)
(It's a New Year hometown food tour train...)
(in search of food from your hometown.)
(Let's leave Seoul and go home!)
(Only the winning team can eat.)
(The partners compete for the food tour.)
(She's even willing to go through a bone cutting pain.)
(What? Hong Hyun Hee?)
(What should I do about my children?)
(Isn't that Lee Hye Jung?)
(It's the New Year food wrestle.)
(Hang Ho and Ho Dong are competing for real.)
(Why is everyone surprised?)
(It's the exciting dance battle.)
(Squeaking)
(We're the best.)
(Who's going to take all the hometown food?)
(Knowing Brothers)
("A Walk to Goodbye" by Hwang Chi Yeul)